Dancing with Wolves-another whisky shot!

Perhaps the title should be dancing with death! I met this wolf in the park (at least I am sure it was) I went over to give it a sniffing and it trod on my head and pinned me down!
The owner of "said wolf" commented " careful it's only a baby!"Cheek of it- I am 4 1/2 months now!
Anyway when we got back , I had to have a shot of Whisky to calm me(I hope you get the joke-shot of whisky?) It's lost on me - but then again I am a dog!

An unexpected dip

A funny thing happened at the water park this week!
I was just giving a local duck a good chasing when I realised I was heading towards the water too quickly!!! A hasty retreat caused my back end and nether regions to fall into the said "water park".
I tell you it is quite a shock to the system (as well as my low slung nether regions)
Tell you what I noticed too - there are more nether regions down there than there used to be!!!

In Wales

I visited wales this week-end and have found somewhere wetter than Sale!
The picture shows me being forced to walk in the rain and on a deserted railway track too! (I was sure a train might still be coming)
I did have one hi-light to report . Sheep Poo! very interesting smell and it tasted quite good too (it freaked the tall ones out and they would not let me finish eating)

I dinna like they birds

I have it on authority that the early years of life can be quite scarey, especially if you are as low to the ground as I am!

The last few months have been quite an experince meeting so many new people, smelling new places and encountering other animals BUT I ask you a bird twice as big as yourself and with such a steely expression -it put me off my food (for at least 5minutes)

Sticking my nose in

One of the things I am very proud about is really sticking my nose in as many places as possible. they say life's a beach- well this week-end I found out that it is!
I got sand up my nose for the trouble -I ask you (and then they laughed at me & took pictures).
At least I got my own back, I bureid one of my lastest joys (pigs ears) under the setee- I bet they will not find that in a hurry.

The Irish Connection

Meeting Relatives

I got quite a few shocks this week! One day I woke up and went for my usual constitutional and there was all this white stuff on the ground! It is supposed to be called snow- but I tell you it's "snow " joke (get it?) In fact it was extemely cold on my lower bits (which as you may have noticed are very low!

Got a second shock on a trip to the Water Park in Sale! I met some Scotties fron Ireland! I know that sounds a contradiction but one of them said he was Crufts Champion- it might have been a "bit of the blarney" - but he did have muscle , hair and bits the like I have never seen! I was well impressed (especially as I managed a smell or three - now that WAS something to sniff about!)
This champion Chap did have a lady with him- but she was a bit of a bitch (I use the words that the owners used )

Some pictures should follow of this momentous meeting on the next blog!