I got quite a few shocks this week! One day I woke up and went for my usual constitutional and there was all this white stuff on the ground! It is supposed to be called snow- but I tell you it's "snow " joke (get it?) In fact it was extemely cold on my lower bits (which as you may have noticed are very low!
Got a second shock on a trip to the Water Park in Sale! I met some Scotties fron Ireland! I know that sounds a contradiction but one of them said he was Crufts Champion- it might have been a "bit of the blarney" - but he did have muscle , hair and bits the like I have never seen! I was well impressed (especially as I managed a smell or three - now that WAS something to sniff about!)
This champion Chap did have a lady with him- but she was a bit of a bitch (I use the words that the owners used )
Some pictures should follow of this momentous meeting on the next blog!
