A Soaking

I thought the weather was bad recently, wind and rain- then flooded parks BUT worse was to follow! I was dumped into the kitchen sink and WASHED! I mean - what can a good dog do? All those lovely smells I had been acumulating have gone in a flash (or it may have been fairy liquid. I must find a good patch of mud tomorrow.

Born Free

Had my first run off the lead today! The large one would insist on running away from me then expecting me to run after him- mean just consider the difference in leg size! I was so shattered when I got back I had to have an immediate lie down.

Morecambe Again!

Travelled up to Morecambe again and didn't I complain, all I was doing was making the point I wanted to see where I was going! Once they obliged and turned my basket (ha! read cage!) round I shut up.

That promenade place is a great place for new smells and interesting places to explore. The air must have got to the owners because we went out three times AND on top of that I get a little garden to run around.

Certainly the sea-side gets my vote over sale at the moment (where it is always raining)

some of the puddles are so deep I am quite worried I might not make it out the other side!

It has caused me to turn to drink again (see the latest!) is it my imagination or are the bottles getting smaller?

It's a Dog's Life

What has been happening to the world just recently? All this wet stuff that comes out of the sky and covers the ground too is getting my nether regions very wet when I go out!

I decided to go on a "go slow" and refuse to move BUT then suffered the indignity of being taken for a drag in the park- is there no end to this torment?

One other interesting thing to note I get to explore the space in the garden by the back door and guess what- if I get caught short and have not time to make it to my newspaper in the house- I get free food (and the large ones get very excited)

Talk about money for old rope (well Poo actually!)

The latest picture shows me after being out for a drag round the park!

I tell you, it's a dog's life!

Out into the Big World

Well I finally made it out into the big world. I took the humans with me for a scamper round a large park at the end of the road.

That was an experience and a half!

Firstly I encountered a grey hound it had legs up to the sky; that , plus the fact it was off so fast I couldn't sniff anything.

This embarrassment continued with a pair of Alsatians who gave me a right sniffing- but I only managed an ankle sniff back!

Before I knew what was happening a huge black Labrador gave me the once over -then he was off at top speed- talk about nothing to sniff at.

Still I managed once round the park, then a second trip round when the Grandchildren arrived (at least I can LEAD them astray) That is a Doggy Joke!

Slept under His chair for most of the evening, I was rathered tired -not sure why?

Double My Weight

Went to the vets again last week, this time it was a lady and she was offering free food! All I had to do was lie down when she said- a bit of an imposition, but worth it for the food.

There has been a lot of that sort of stuff going on, do you know i have to sit AND wait for my food! It's a dog's life I tell you.

I thought you might like the latest picture, by the time the camera had appeared I had scoffed the lot! Puppy Power!

Q. What do you get when you cross a dog and a phone?

A..... a golden receiver!

Must go - I am learning to be dragged round on a lead today(should be fun..not!)

Happy New Year

Happy New Year to all my readers I really saw the New Year in Style (see picture)

Getting about must faster now, I am able to grab the odd interesting item and then shoot off into a corner to give it a good chew!

Christmas decorations are a good example, the baubles tug off the tree quite easily and wrapping paper is quite satisfying when you give it a good chew.

Shoes are still my all time favourite nibble (I think I might start a book on "Whose Shoe?")

Still not been out for a walk yet(awaiting my "second injection"- sounds interesting)

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

Woof woof

Whisky